December 2011
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This was a Christmas full of bubble bath and necklaces.
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I just bought my dog a Run DMC shirt.
My momma’s necklace just got here and I’m having difficulties wrapping this tiny box.
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I just finished up Christmas shopping. I got my dad the new Zelda game and now he’ll never have time for me.
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I just love my boyfriend a lot.
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Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
Me: what
Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
Me: excuse me
Google: a loaded god complex cock it and pull it
Me: oh
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Ditching my real life boyfriend for my Harvest Moon husband.
Awful mood and hurting teeth.
Hi. →
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Gainin followers through omegle, holla~
me: *sneezes*
class: *silence/crickets*
most popular girl in the grade: *sneezes*
class: god bless you sweetheart jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze
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Date night with Dali, holla.
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That jello tasted like soap.
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Ladies and gentlemen, my college days are officially over.
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Toby is coming dangerously close to falling in love with me.
Why can’t everything be made out of jello?
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Suddenly I wanna play Harvest Moon all day.
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Sad.
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Oh my god no one cares.
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I’m trying to shop for my dad and my brother but I keep finding cute boyfriend presents.
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Suddenly hives.
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I’m gonna go hang out at Barnes and Noble to read all night and listen to Christmas music.
It’s hard shopping for someone who has no general interests at all.
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It’s ridiculous how often I crave peppermint in December.
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My dad keeps listening to NWA and it’s times like this that I have to remind him that he’s a white, middle aged father of two. You did not come straight out of Compton, you are from PRESCOTT ARIZONA.
Just one pepsi.
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I wonder if my dog would enjoy life as a mermaid.